| Автор | #3928 †Портал Славы† [боевой клан] |
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| Проклятые деньги: и заработать лень, и потратить жалко. |
| Шьём. Прокуратура. Вяжем. РОВД Стучите. ФСБ. Сочиняем сказки. Правительство. Профессионально рассказываем сказки. ОРТ Мы вас предупреждали. Минздрав. |
| От знаний еще никто не умирал, но рисковать не стоит! |
| рабочий процесс течет равномерно)))...в одном окне косынка в другом контакт, а в третьем ГВД )))))) |
| прив всем |
| Носорог плохо видит, но, при его весе, это не его беда... |
| Вчера группа "Руки вверх" выступила перед фанатами "Металлики"! Выступление несколько раз прерывалось точными ударами в дыню... |
для live84:привет))
Есть ли жизнь на Марсе, нет ли жизни на Марсе, зато там есть толстый-толстый слой шоколада |
Прохожу мимо школы, дети мелкие в снегу возятся. Слышен вопль:
- Лежачих не бьют!!!
И в ответ так кровожадно:
- Лежачих закапывают! |
| Комплимент: - Должен тебе признаться, что единственный мой недостаток - это искренность, моя кривоногая толстушка! |
А ведь подрастающее поколение уже не будет понимать почему телевизор называют ящиком...
че то я одня тут флужу)) Где Джер делся?? |
для ЖенщинаВамп:
да тута я тута! |
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| Майонез "Загадочный". Срок годности указан на дне... внутри банки. |
для live84:
Драствуй |
для ЖенщинаВамп:
Майонез "Загадочный". Срок годности указан на дне... внутри банки. ))))))))))) ХD |
ОО Джер вернулся))
Дорогая, занимайся уборкой, стиркой, глажкой, готовкой... Пока ты моя жена, ты работать не будешь. |
| В следующую пятницу я начну новую жизнь с понедельника |
| И почему мужчины боятся женщин? Ну что может женщина сделать? Ну настроение испортить, ну жизнь поломать.., ..ну и всё ! |
