Автор | #3928 †Портал Славы† [боевой клан] |
Меня выгнали из дома. За непосещаемость. |
М: не ехать? Ж: нет М: "нет, не ехать" или "нет, ехать"? Ж: да. |
золотое правило девушки: не знаешь что сказать-улыбнись и поправь лифчик.. |
Я знаю пароль, Я вижу оринтир еще 2 по 0.5 и я спасу мир))) |
Ничто так не украшает женщину, как удачно подобранный мужчина. |
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Не нервируйте меня, мне скоро некуда будет трупы прятать. |
услышав моё желание, рыбка сдохла |
Если ты становишься похож на фотографию в паспорте, значит тебе пора в отпуск.
Прикол в том что у меня фотка в паспорте действительно симпатичная)) |
для ЖенщинаВамп:
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Когда я хочу услышать что-нибудь умное, я начинаю говорить. |
услышав моё желание, рыбка сдохла |
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Меня постоянно преследуют умные мысли, но я быстрее….
хотя это не про меня))) |
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Никогда не делайте ничего правильно с первого раза, иначе никто потом не оценит, как это было сложно. |
Мои мечты, как хочу так и мечтаю) |
Те, кто на дешевых местах - хлопайте. Прочие могут просто греметь бриллиантами. |
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Друг - это не тот, кто тащит тебя домой после пьянки, а тот, кто ползёт с тобой рядом. |