| Автор | #3928 †Портал Славы† [боевой клан] |
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| Нет ничего хуже непостоянства партнеров в браке. Я — за постоянный гарем! |
| о у мну 500 пост ииииииихххххххххххаааааа |
| Когда отворачиваються самые близкие, руки опускаються сами по себе( |
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| Заходит домой мама, а около морозилки сын манерно жрёт сырые пельмени... - Может отварить? - Кто накуренный?! Я накуренный? |
Наша кошечка тоже сначала не любила пылесос, а потом ничего - втянулась.
для __JericO__:поздравляю с 500)) |
Плывет крокодил по реке.
Видит две бегемота загорают.
- мужики, как в египет проплыть?
- на лево.
- посибо.
Уплыл крокодил, и один бегемот спрашивает другого:
- зечем обманул крокодила?
- а зачем ты мне вчера шапочку развязал· |
для ЖенщинаВамп:
СПс Катьк!)) |
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| Дружба - это когда тупые идеи приходят в две головы одновременно. |
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| Купила учебник, а там авторы — брат и сестра. На обложке написано: А. Я. Клешня, И. Я. Клешня. |
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