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Ïîåõàëè ìû íà ìåñòíûé ÊÂÍ, â êà÷åñòâå ãðóïïû ïîääåðæêè, êîòîðûé áûë íà áåðåãó âîäîõðàíèëèùà, ëåòîì. Çàïàñëèñü âîäêîé. Áûëî íàñ ÷åëîâåê 30 (âìåñòå ñ êîìàíäîé ÊÂÍ). Âîäêè áûëî ìíîãî, íî âñþ óïîòðåáèëè â ïåðâûé æå âå÷åð. Ïîñëå âûñòóïëåíèé êîìàíä áûëà äèñêîòåêà. ß áûë óæå íà õîðîøåì ïîäïèòèè è ðåøèë ïîñèäåòü íà ëàâî÷êå. Ñèæó. Íèêîãî íå òðîãàþ. Ïîäõîäèò êåíò: - ÷åãî ñèäèøü? ß: - ñïàòü õî÷ó, à ñèë äîéòè, äî ïàëàòêè íåò (ïàëàòî÷íûé ãîðîäîê ðàçáèëè). Îí ãîâîðèò, ÿ ïîìîãó. Áåðåò ìåíÿ çà âîðîòíèê äæèíñîâêè îäíîé ðóêîé, äðóãîé çà ïîÿñ äæèíñîâ è â ãîðèçîíòàëüíîì ïîëîæåíèè íåñåò ìåíÿ ê ìîåé ïàëàòêè. Êàê îí íå çàöåïèë íè îäíó ðàñòÿæêó îò ïàëàòîê îñòàåòñÿ çàãàäêîé. Íî äî ñàìîé ïàëàòêè îí ìåíÿ íå äîíåñ.  ìåòðàõ 2 óïàë òàêè. ß ïîäíèìàþ ãîëîâó, âèæó ïàëàòêó ñâîþ è ïî-ïëàñòóíñêè ïîëçó ê íåé. Äîïîëç. Çàëåç. Òàê ñòàëî òåïëî è óþòíî. Óñíóë. ×åðåç êàêîå òî âðåìÿ ïðîñûïàþñü, è ïîíèìàþ ÷òî óæå óòðî. Ïòè÷êè ïîþò è ñâåòëî óæå. Ïðîáóþ âñòàòü. Íå ìîãó. Êòî-òî íà ìíå ëåæèò. Ïèõàþñü è ãîâîðþ - äàéòå âñòàòü!
Òóò äîíîñèòñÿ ãîëîñ ñâåðõó - òû êòî?!?! ß îòâå÷àþ - íó éîïò! ýòî æ ÿ!!! äàé âñòàòü!!! ×óâñòâóþ, ÷òî ñòàëî ëåã÷å, íî âñòàòü âñå ðàâíî íå ìîãó. Ãîâîðþ: - Òû ÷åãî íå âñòàë ÷òî ëè?! Ãîëîñ ñâåðõó: - Âñòàë! ß: - À ïî÷åìó ÿ íå ìîãó âñòàòü?! Ó ìåíÿ óæå èñòåðèêà íà÷èíàåòñÿ. È òóò ãëàâíûé âîïðîñ: - à òû, êàêîãî ôóÿ çàëåç ïîä ïàëàòêó?!?!
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Ñ íîâûì Ãîäîì!!!!!!!!!!!!
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